Chadwell gets some sun.

Why it took me all of ten seconds to realize that it was, in fact, Rock of Love's Heather Chadwell who guested as a prostitute on this week's It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is beyond me. She was sporting her usual garb, for one. Has she had work done? I remember her MONDO makeover from season one to season two of ROL as a vast improvement.

Chadwell did not have a speaking role, which I feel a little jipped on. As one of the most colorful skanks on ROL, the Heather we all know and love would have been right at home with Sunny's pack of scoundrels. Heather, you look good and we miss you. Now that Megan Wants a Millionaire is canceled, get your ass back to VH1 and slap a bitch while you're at it.

Dressed in the dark, and you're too lame. You give walking shorts a bad name.

So annoyed that I can't find a picture of this and if anyone can, help a girl out. WTF was Heidi wearing for the runway show on this last episode of Project Runway?

Now, Heidi's personal fashion for me has always been hit or...meh. Never really a miss anywhere in there, for sure. Yet last night, Klum thought, just for schitzengiggles, that it would be awesome to dress in a tuxedo jacket, a hot pink and white almost Hawaiian print blouse and, to top it off, silver walking shorts.


Let's dissect. For one, I have been coveting a women's tuxedo jacket for a few months now, so props. It's an edgy take on a men's wear classic. Talk about edgy, a metallic walking short is taking an age-appropriate, conservative piece and giving it a little youth. Not a bad in it of itself. However, I have never been a Roxy girl and I think unless you really are a surfer, you have no business dressing like one. Surfer chic was so ten years ago anyway. So really the only thing I despise about the entire outfit was the top but my god have I never seen a more hideous combination.

Oh oh and WHAT was the deal with that little remark about Althea's oversize coat "drawing inspiration" from Irina's giant cowl? A big coat is not exactly a completely original construction anyway. Besides, one was a COAT, the other as a SWEATER. A backless sweater at that! Heidi, you're just mixing it up on purpose, aren't you?